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"More iron horses, but scarce a clue, after them scallywags played havoc with the tracks in France, arrr!"

2024-07-27

Arrr, me hearties! France's iron horse be chuggin' back to its merry ways, after scallywags set fire to three speedy tracks! None be takin' credit for this mischief, but the crew be laughin' like sailors on a rum spree! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the land of croissants and berets! France’s grand railway company be proclaimin’ that the iron horses be returnin’ to their normal gallop after a band o’ scallywags set fire to three speedy tracks, causin’ a right kerfuffle! Aye, ‘tis a tale fit for the high seas, filled with mischief and mayhem!

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