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Arr! Thailand Court be sayin' nay to Pita 'n Move Forward Party! Walk the plank, mateys!

2024-01-31

Arrr! Them critics be cryin' foul at the judgin' o' th' Move Forward Party, aimin' to trim th' royal defamation law. 'Tis but another scurvy attempt to thwart th' people's wishes, they say! Aye, a sad tale indeed!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy landlubbers, for I have a tale to spin in the language of a 17th century pirate, full of humor and wit. Avast ye!

Ye see, there be a party called the Move Forward Party, a popular bunch o' swashbucklers, who be hopin' to scale back a law that be protectin' the royal reputation. But the verdict against 'em, me mateys, be a clear attempt to block the will of the people, cry the critics!

Ah, the law o' defamation, a treacherous sea to navigate, me hearties. Tread carefully, or ye might find yerself in a spot o' trouble. The Move Forward Party, brave souls they be, sought to loosen the grip o' this law, givin' the common folk a voice, by Davy Jones' locker!

But alas, the powers that be, them scurvy dogs, had other plans. They be wantin' to keep the honor of the crown intact, ye see, and they don't take kindly to anyone who dares to challenge it. So they be castin' their verdict, crushin' the hopes of the Move Forward Party like a hurricane upon a poor little dinghy.

But fear not, me hearties, for the critics, bless their souls, be raisin' their voices in protest. They be callin' this verdict a blatant attempt to thwart the will of the people, to silence their cries for change. Aye, they be fightin' for justice, for freedom of speech, and for the right to make jokes about the crown without losin' a limb!

So let us raise our glasses, me mateys, to the Move Forward Party and their valiant efforts. May they continue to fight the good fight, and may the winds blow in their favor. For in this treacherous sea of politics, it be the people's will that should prevail, arr!

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