The Booty Report

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"Avast ye! Join this scruffy scallywag on a jolly jaunt through Assad’s grand treasure chest o' a palace!"

2024-12-10

Arrr matey! The box o' flickerin' images be gone, yet the grand ol' presidential ship still be hostin' ghosts o' a savage captain's rule! Aye, remnants of a fierce reign be lurkin' in every shadow, ready to make ye chuckle or shiver, savvy?

Arrr, matey! Though the flickerin' screens be plundered from the halls of power, the presidential abode still be harborin' ghostly echoes of a tyrant's rule, aye! Ye can feel the shadows of yore lurkin' ‘round every corner, whisperin’ tales of brutal captains wot once sailed the seas of dominion with an iron fist, makin' the land tremble beneath their boots!

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