Arrr! A cannonball be takin' down Igor, Russia's nuke chief, ‘fore he could say “blast me timbers!”
2024-12-17
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Ukraine be claimin’ that Kyiv be the hand behind the takin’ down o’ Gen. Igor Kirillov, the head honcho o’ Russia’s fancy-schmancy poison brigades! Aye, they be makin’ waves in the sea o’ trouble, with a wink and a nod, no doubt!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale as twisted as a sailor's knot! Word from the briny depths of Kyiv be sayin’ that the fine folks o' Ukraine took matters into their own hands and sent a certain General Igor Kirillov to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, this scallywag was the chief o’ Russia’s radioactive, chemical, and biological defense forces. Quite the title, eh?