Arrr! Israel and Hamas be settlin' their squabble, takin' a breather in Gaza, say the scallywags of the sea!
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! The truce be settin’ sail forthwith, says a swabby from the White House! The first leg o’ this adventure—a merry release of captives—be lastin’ six weeks, though the startin’ day be as murky as Davy Jones’ locker! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the landlubbers at the White House! It be declared that a cease-fire be settin' sail, takin' effect quicker than a cannonball flies! Aye, this be a grand deal, but we be wonderin’ when the first act of this merry jig will commence.