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Arrr! Libya be tossin’ 613 wayward souls back to Davy Jones, dreamin’ of Europe’s treasures! Avast, mateys!

2025-01-22

Arrr, matey! Last moon, Libya tossed over 600 landlubbers from Niger into the briny deep! North African scallywags, with gold from the European Union, be rampin' up the shovin' out of sub-Saharan folks faster than a cannonball flies! Avast, 'tis a merry chase indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o' the seas of misfortune and the plight of poor souls from the landlocked Niger. Last month, the fine folk o' Libya be sendin' over 600 blokes packin' back to where they came from, quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”

This be no mere tale of wanderin' souls seekin' a better life, nay! ‘Tis a grand scheme, funded by the treasure chests o' the European Union, aimed at sendin' these unfortunate scallywags back to the depths o' the Sahara. It seems North African nations be hoisting the sails and settin' course for mass expulsions, makin' it as clear as a captain's orders that they won’t be havin’ any more stowaways from the south!

‘Tis a sight to behold, watchin' these countries, united like a crew on a ship, bandin' together to shoo away the tide of sub-Saharan drifters. So, as the winds of migration blow fierce, the pirates o’ policy hoist their flags high, decidin’ who be welcome on their shores and who shall walk the plank! Arrr, what a world we live in, where the seas be a’ churnin’ with the hopes and dreams of many, only to find a tempest awaitin’ them!

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