The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Wild boars be plundering Scotland’s fields, causing more ruckus than a ship full o' drunken scallywags!"

2024-08-24

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag beasts be gallivantin’ ‘round the shores and peaks near the lake, ravagin’ fine lawns and givin’ poor sheep a proper fright! Aye, these rascally critters be livin’ large, causin’ chaos on land and makin’ a ruckus like a crew o’ drunken buccaneers!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus brewin’ ‘round the lake, where local scallywags be claimin’ a pack o’ mischief-makers be causin’ mayhem! Aye, ye heard it right! The beasts be roamin' the roads and hills like they own the high seas, plunderin’ lawns as if they be treasures, and givin' the poor sheep a fright that’d make even the bravest buccaneer shiver in his boots!

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