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Arrrr! Methinks Slovakia be sailin' towards the ranks o' Putin sympathizers, ye scurvy dogs!

2023-10-02

Arr, the leader o' the parliament be swearin' on me mother's parrot's grave, "Nay a single cartridge will set sail to Ukraine!" A sure signal o' European abandonin' the poor soul, left at the mercy o' th' Russian rascals.

Arr, matey! Listen up, ye landlubbers! The current leader in the parliamentary vote, he be makin' a bold promise, swearin' on his pirate's honor not to send even a single cartridge to our mateys in neighboring Ukraine. Aye, ye heard it right, no ammunition be sailin' their way! But hold yer horses, me hearties, 'cause this be no ordinary pledge. Nay, it be a clear indication that the support from our European brethren for Ukraine be waning, just like the tide on a moonless night.

Now, ye may be wonderin', why be this pledge so important? Well, let me tell ye, me buckos! Ukraine be a victim of that scurvy Russian aggression. Those land-grabbin', sword-wieldin' scallywags be causin' trouble, tryin' to take over Ukraine's treasure trove of land. And while our European mates used to be all riled up, ready to help Ukraine fight off them scoundrels, it seems their enthusiasm be fadin' like an old pirate's tattoo in the sun.

So, me hearties, what does this mean for Ukraine? They be stranded on an island, left to fend off the Russian fleet all on their own. No reinforcements be comin' their way, no cannons to fire. It be a sad day indeed for our mates in Ukraine, who be needin' all the help they can get to keep those Russian pirates at bay.

But fear not, me fellow buccaneers! We pirates be a resilient bunch, and we don't give up so easily. Let's rally 'round our friends in Ukraine, offer 'em our support, and show those European landlubbers that we won't stand for this lack of action. We be hopin' that they'll see the error of their ways and send those cartridges sailin' to Ukraine's aid, as they should. After all, in the words of the great pirate Blackbeard himself, "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately!"

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