Avast ye mateys! The main bloke in Panama's vote ain't even listed on the scroll! Blimey!
2024-05-05
Arrr, me hearties! The land lubbers of Central America be set to choose a new cap'n this Sunday. The scallywag of a former leader be pullin' strings from his hideout in Nicaragua's Embassy. Will the election be a fair wind or a stormy sea? Aye, only time will tell!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The land lubbers in Central America be headin' to the polls to elect themselves a new captain this Sunday. But shiver me timbers, the campaign has been a real hornswoggle! Ye see, a scallywag of a former president, who be convicted of wrongdoin', has taken refuge in Nicaragua's Embassy. Aye, he be pullin' the strings from afar, like a ghostly pirate hauntin' the seas.But fear not, me hearties! The good people of Central America be standin' strong, ready to choose their own destiny. They be lookin' for a leader who be honest and true, not some swindlin' scallywag. Aye, they be wantin' someone who will steer their ship through calm waters and stormy seas alike.
So mark me words, me buckos! Come Sunday, the ballot boxes will be filled with the hopes and dreams of a nation. And may the best pirate win, arrr!