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Avast ye mateys! A bomb scare be sending the president's renewable energy shindig to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!

2024-03-01

Arrr matey, word be spreadin' faster than a sail in a strong wind! A scallywag caused a bomb scare at Zimbabwe's Victoria Falls Airport, causin' President Edson Mnangagwa to cancel his address at a renewable energy conference. Avast ye, what a kerfuffle!

Arrr, mateys! A bomb scare be shuttin' down Zimbabwe’s Victoria Falls Airport on Friday, causin' the country’s captain to cancel a planned address at a conference on renewable energy, arrr!Zimbabwean Captain Edson Mnangagwa was set to speak at the conference, but had to suspend his voyage due to the investigations underway, aye, said the presidential spokesman George Charamba.Rumors be flyin' that the captain’s ship even made a swift turn back while en route to the conference, arrr!Charamba revealed that the airport was alerted by Fastjet airline of an email from a mysterious "John Doe" claimin' a credible threat against Zimbabwe’s airports, arrr!The security systems be on high alert now, mateys, and we must remain calm as the investigations continue, aye!The incident be causin' some flights to divert or delay landin', and more disruptions be expected as the situation be monitored closely, arrr!Although such happenings be rare in this corner of the world, we must stay vigilant, for in 2018, a blast at a rally in Bulawayo near took the lives of two and injured many more, arrr!The captain survived that blast by a hair's breadth, but the scars of that day still be fresh in our memories, me hearties, arrr!

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