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Avast! The Holy Ship in the Philippines be accused o’ turnin’ a blind eye to wayward priests’ shenanigans! Arrr!

2025-01-29

Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Bishop Accountability be shoutin' loud 'bout a shipload o' clerics with a dark past, accused of foul deeds! Yet, hardly a one has felt the lash o' discipline. Methinks they be more slippery than a greased eel on a moonlit night!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I's about to spin ye a yarn of scandal most foul! A watchdog band known as Bishop Accountability be on the prowl, sniffin' out the nefarious deeds of clerics who’ve been accused of unsavory acts that’d make even a scallywag blush!

This motley crew of holy men, ye see, be tied to the land o' the brave, and they’ve been caught with their hands in the cookie jar, so to speak! Aye, scores of 'em be publicly accused of despicable acts that would make a pirate’s hair stand on end. But lo and behold, what justice be doled out? Naught but a slap on the wrist, I say!

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