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Arrr! Kim Jong Un be sendin' officials to Davy Jones' locker after them floods wreaked havoc, savvy?

2024-09-03

Arrr, matey! It be said that ol' Kim Jong Un be sendin' 30 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker after the summer storms left a mess in his treasure hoard. Aye, it seems even the fiercest captain can't handle a watery fate!

Aye, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the treacherous shores of North Korea, where the mighty Kim Jong Un be wieldin' his power like a cutlass! Word be blowin' in from the South that this scallywag has ordered the execution of 30 blubberin' government officials, all thanks to some mighty floods that turned their land into a soggy mess!

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