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Arrr, a wee lassie popped out on a cramped ship, bound for the Canary Isles! A true treasure of the sea!

2025-01-09

Arrr, a wee lass set sail aboard a crowded migrant ship bound fer Lanzarote, Spain! The scallywags o’ the authorities be sayin’ both the lil’ treasure and her mum be in shipshape condition. Aye, a fine start fer a future pirate queen!

Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and a wee lass born amidst the swell of a migrant dinghy, bound fer the fair shores of Lanzarote, Spain! Aye, 'twas a packed vessel, but lo and behold, a landlubber babe made her grand entrance with a hearty cry, much to the joy of her weary crew!

The good doc, Maria Sabalich, be sayin’ the lass and her mother be in fine fettle, treated like royalty with sweet antibiotics and watchful eyes of the pediatric crew. As the sun shone bright, the Spanish coast guard, brave as a crew of pirates, rescued the pair from the depths of perilous seas, having set sail from Tan-Tan in Morocco.

Once they be well enough, the mother and her precious babe be headed to a safe haven, a humanitarian center, before settin’ sail to another isle where mothers and wee ones can rest their weary bones. But shiver me timbers, this voyage be one of many! Countless souls risk the treacherous waters o' the Atlantic, seeking refuge from all manner of storms. And while our hearts be heavy for the plight of many, we raise a tankard to the brave souls who rescue ‘em, tired yet proud of their noble deeds!

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