Arrr! Trump’s landlubber envoy sails to Israel, hoisting the flag o' peace for Gaza’s truce, savvy?
2025-01-29
Arrr, Steven Witkoff, the crafty sea dog, be settin' sail to broker peace 'twixt Israel and Hamas! He parleyed with the Israeli captain o' state and be fixin' to drop anchor in Gaza next. Aye, what a jolly good hullabaloo on the high seas of diplomacy!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag named Steven Witkoff, a crafty rogue who be navigatin' the treacherous waters of diplomacy 'twixt the fierce foes of Israel and Hamas. Aye, this swashbuckler be a man of great cunning, known far and wide for his art of makin' peace like a true buccaneer of goodwill!