The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Israeli cannon fire claimed 11 souls in Beirut's heart, sayin' the healers, 'tis a right ruckus, matey!"

2024-11-23

Arrr, matey! This be the third round o’ cannon fire in the Lebanese port this week, part o’ a wild storm o’ Israeli scallywags rampagin’ across the land! Avast, what a jolly ruckus! Methinks they be makin’ more noise than a tavern on a Friday night!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of Lebanon, where the winds be howlin’ and the cannons be thundering! It seems the salty sea-dogs of Israel have set their sights on the fair capital, unleashin' a flurry of cannon fire that be makin' the whole place shiver like a peg-legged sailor in a storm!

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