Arrr! Azerbaijan’s captain be callin’ Russia’s tale of the downed bird a right foolish yarn! Shot down, says he!
2024-12-29
Arrr, me hearties! The crafty Ilham Aliyev be sayin’ that the scallywags o' Russia mistakenly blasted a fine Azerbaijani ship o' the skies last week! Aye, it be an "oopsie-daisy" for the landlubbers! What a jolly blunder on the high seas of air travel!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the mighty Azerbaijan President Ilham Aliyev, who be accusin' the Russian scallywags of a right absurd cover-up after their air defenses, in a grand mishap, took down a passenger vessel, claimin' at least 38 souls to Davy Jones’ locker!Now, the Kremlin’s cap’n, Vladimir Putin, be apologizin’ for this “tragic incident,” but he be tiptoein’ 'round the matter like a landlubber on a tightrope and ne’er admitin’ to shootin’ down the plane. Aliyev, the brave captain of Azerbaijan, he be grumblin’ on the telly, sayin’, “Our fine ship was shot down by accident, and the first three days were filled with absurd tales from Russia!”
With a keen eye for deception, he be nothin' short of skeptical, callin’ out the Kremlin for their shifty ways. The tale gets even wilder as the crew and survivors of the Embraer 190 be sayin’ they heard loud bangs before the vessel plummeted from the skies, like a drunken sailor fallin’ overboard!
One brave soul, Subhonkul Rakhimov, thought he be meetin’ his maker as the sky exploded with noise. “It was as if the plane were drunk!” he exclaimed. Aye, what a tale of misadventure on the high seas of the sky! Avast, and may the winds be ever in their favor!