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Arrr, the UN captain be takin' flak for not callin' out them scallywags of Hamas over the fallen hostages!

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! While the brave lads of Israel be fightin’ for the freedom of six poor souls, Hamas be makin’ a right mess, sendin' them to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, even an American among ‘em, taken during that bloody Oct. 7 scallywag spree! What a pirate's tale that be!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of politics! The Secretary General o' the United Nations, António Guterres, be catchin' a storm o' criticism fer not condemn'n the dastardly Hamas pirates fer their murderous deeds against an American and five Israeli souls! Aye, them devils took six hostages, only to send 'em to Davy Jones' locker before the Israel Defense Forces could save 'em!

Guterres, in his best sea dog style, spoke of tragedy but failed to brandish the sword o' condemnation against Hamas, sparkin' ire from Israel's former ambassador, Gilad Erdan. He called Guterres a coward fer not raisin' his voice 'gainst the scallywags who executed innocent hostages. Instead o' takin' a firm stand, it seems Guterres be caught up in endless photo-ops with mournin' families, lookin' more like a landlubber than a captain of justice!

It be noted that the U.N. has never laid blame on Hamas, makin' some claim they be more like a den of thieves supportin' pirates than a body of peace! Hillel Neuer be shoutin' from the crow's nest, demandin' Guterres to call out the villains. Alas, the U.N. remains mum, lettin' the scallywags sail free on their treacherous courses! So hoist the flag, me hearties, and keep yer eye on this saga, fer the seas be rough and the winds be wild in the world of diplomacy!

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