Arrr, Netanyahu be headin' to the surgeon’s table after a pesky bladder scallywag got the best o' him!
2024-12-29
Arrr, mateys! Captain Netanyahu be set to part ways with his troublesome treasure on Sunday, as he battles not just the foes of the sea, but also a wayward prostate! Aye, amidst the squalls of conflict, he’ll be sailing to the surgeon's table! Avast ye, what a jolly good time!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of a certain Israeli captain, one Benjamin Netanyahu, who be preppin’ fer a bit o’ surgery on the morrow! A urinary tract infection be the culprit, settin’ sail from a benign growth in his prostate, arrr! At the ripe age of 75, this scallywag be jugglin’ battles on the high seas o’ the Middle East, clashin’ swords with the likes of Iran and their Houthi rebels, savvy?Just last week, the Israeli Defense Force be launchin’ a storm of airstrikes on them miscreants down in Yemen, targetin’ their airports and ports like a true pirate plunderin’ treasure! The IDF declared that them Houthi scallywags be a menace, rainin’ down fire upon Israel with their missiles and drones, tryin’ to enforce a blockade ‘gainst the fair nation.
But wait, there’s more! Our captain also finds himself in the midst of a ruckus called a corruption trial, where he be accused of swappin’ favors fer sweet words in the media. Aye, over 140 witnesses have sung their songs, but they fall short o’ the expected 300—what a motley crew! So, as Captain Netanyahu prepares fer surgery, may the winds o’ fortune blow favorably in his direction, lest he be walkin’ the plank of public opinion!