Arrr, matey! The seas be swellin' with hate! Rabbi be sayin' the Jewish crew’s marooned and we be at a crossroads!
2025-01-01
Arrr, after them rascally Hamas scallywags struck Israel on the seventh day of October, the seas be churnin' with a tide of antisemitic mischief! Many a Jew fears for their safety, as the world be goin' a bit bonkers, matey! Keep yer cutlasses sharp!
Arrr, matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ woe and mischief, fer the tides o’ antisemitism be risin’ high since the dastardly acts by Hamas on the 7th o’ October! From schools to holy havens, our Jewish brethren be feelin’ the pinch o’ threats and violence, as they navigate these treacherous waters.Rabbi Moshe Hauer, a fine captain of the Orthodox Union, be lamentin’ how the security once thought as solid as a ship’s hull has now sprung leaks, leavin’ the Jewish folks feelin’ like castaways on a deserted isle. The seas be churnin’ with over 10,000 antisemitic incidents in just a year, a figure that’d make even the most hardened pirate weep, includin’ over 8,000 acts of harassment, aye!
But wait, there be more! The government and the U.N. be stirrin’ the pot too, with resolutions and visits that’d make a sea serpent blush. The air be thick with hatred, with protests and threats rainin’ like cannonballs, and even a bus of young sailors was attacked! What a sorry sight to see!
Yet, amidst the stormy seas, some hope glimmers like gold doubloons in a sunken ship. With a few brave souls standin’ strong, perhaps the tides can turn, and we can hoist the sails for a brighter horizon! So let’s raise a mug o’ rum to courage, and may the winds o’ change blow favorably! Arrr!