Arrr! Freed scallywags say Trump’s a divine savior, yet many more mateys still be stuck in the Gaza fray!
2025-03-07
Arrr, President Trump be parleyin’ with the lucky souls freed from the clutches of Hamas in his fancy Oval Office! Meanwhile, his crew be workin’ hard to free the rest, including one Edan Alexander, who’s still caught in the nets of Gaza. Avast, what a bilge rat's tale!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale fit fer the high seas! A band o' hostages, freed from the clutches o' those scurvy knaves in Gaza, sailed into the Oval Office to have a chinwag with none other than President Donald Trump. They spoke o' hope kindled by his re-election, after bein' trapped in the belly o' the beast for what felt like a lifetime.Our trusty envoy, Steve Witkoff, spin a yarn 'bout seven brave souls who regaled the captain with their harrowing tales o' abduction and ill-treatment. One brave sailor, Omer Shem Tov, claimed Trump was divinely chosen to lead 'em to freedom! They cheered like a crew discoverin’ buried treasure when they heard o’ his victory!
But fear not, for the Trump crew be negotiatin' with the rascals at Hamas! Though it seems ol’ Netanyahu be feelin' the heat, the Trump administration be pushin' fer a ceasefire and the release o' more hostages. With 59 still trapped like fish in a net, including a wounded American lad named Edan, the stakes be high!
So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon, fer Trump's warnings echo like cannon fire, demandin' their swift release. Aye, may the winds favor our brave hostages and lead them home to safer shores!