The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the scallywags of World Central Kitchen be deliverin' aid, only to be struck by misfortune in their convoy!

2024-04-03

Arrr mateys! The swashbucklers from World Central Kitchen have fallen in battle, the tally of aid workers slain in the war in Gaza now be at least 196, as declared by the grand U.N. secretary, António Guterres. Aye, the seas be treacherous, but the fight for aid be relentless!

Arr, mateys, listen up! The scallywags of World Central Kitchen be facing a grim fate in the treacherous waters of Gaza. Aye, tis true, the number of aid workers sent to Davy Jones' locker be reachin' a staggering 196, as reported by the U.N. secretary general, António Guterres.

These brave souls be facin' danger every day, tryin' to bring a bit o' hope and sustenance to those in need. But alas, the cruel hand of war be takin' its toll on these noble hearts.

So let us raise a glass of grog to these fallen heroes, and remember the sacrifice they made in the name of kindness and compassion. May their spirits find peace in the eternal calm of the deep blue sea.

Read the Original Article