"Arrr! Yank scallywag nabbed in Paris fer tossin' a wee babe from the ship's deck—er, hotel window! Har har!"
2025-02-24
Arrr, matey! On the high seas of Paris, a lass from the colonies was nabbed fer tossin' her wee babe from the second deck! Aye, 'tis a jolly strange way to say goodbye—no treasure chest, just a plummet! What folly be this in the land of love?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most foul from the City of Lights, where an American lass found herself in a right pickle! The scallywag was nabbed in Paris after she be tossin' a wee newborn babe outta the window of her lodgin’, and the news be spreadin’ like wildfire among the landlubbers!