"Poland be guardin' Captain Netanyahu from the brig if he sails to the Auschwitz shindig! Arrr, what a jolly jest!"
2025-01-09
Arrr, matey! Poland be raising a toast to keep them Israeli scallywags safe at the grand shindig for the 80th year of liberatin’ that cursed hole, Auschwitz-Birkenau! Aye, even pirates know when to hoist the Jolly Roger of respect!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land of Poland where the government be vowin’ to keep the likes of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu safe as he sails hither to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz-Birkenau! Aye, the Polish folk be rollin’ out the red carpet for this high-ranking matey, despite whispers of an arrest warrant hangin' over his head like a dark storm cloud, pointin' fingers at him for his actions in Gaza.The fine Captain, Netanyahu, be wanted by the International Criminal Court fer crimes against humanity, but fear not! The Polish government be standin' tall, assertin’ that any leader who sets foot on their shores shall be protected from such scallywags as arrest. In fact, the good Polish President Andrzej Duda ordered Prime Minister Tusk to see to it that no Kraken would dare take Netanyahu captive.
Now, some lands, like Hungary, have declared they’d rather throw a feast than follow the warrant. As the commemoration day nears, it seems the only thing certain be the grand gathering of survivors and dignitaries, reminiscin’ about the 1.1 million souls lost at that wretched camp. So hoist the flags high, for Poland claims to be a safe harbor, and any talk of arrests be naught but the squawkin’ of landlubbers! Yarrr!