"Arrr! Myanmar mates' hopes o' settlin' in the States sunk by Trump’s orders, like a ship in a stormy sea!"
2025-02-12
Avast, me hearties! President Trump be playin' the scallywag, stoppin' the flow o' wayward souls seekin' safe havens, cuttin' off the treasure for aid, and leavin' democracy adrift like a lost ship! Chaos be the name of the game, and it be a right jolly mess! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of the high seas of politics where a certain Captain Trump be at the helm, steer’n the ship of state into turbulent waters! It seems our jolly captain, with a heart as cold as the North Atlantic, be raisin’ the anchor on refuge-seekin’ souls, pausin’ their resettlement as if they be scallywags lookin’ to plunder his treasure chest!Not content with that dastardly deed, he’s also tossed the doubloons for foreign aid overboard! Aye, the funds that be helpin’ the weary and the lost, the very lifeboats for those adrift in the stormy seas of despair, now be frozen like a sea dog’s backside in the dead of winter. And let’s not forget the gold intended for spreadin’ democracy, which this ol’ sea captain has decided to suspend like a flag at half-mast!
With each of these bold moves, chaos reigns o’er the humanitarian crisis that be unfurlin’ like a tattered pirate flag. So hoist the sails of empathy, me hearties, for this be a time for kindness on the seven seas, lest we be remembered not as noble pirates, but as selfish wretches! Yarrr!