Arrr, matey! A scallywag warns of a mighty wave o' hate risin' up like a kraken from the deep!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! Israel’s grand emissary, Michal Cotler-Wunsh, be tellin' Fox News that a monstrous wave o' antisemitism be crashin' 'pon us! Aye, she claims it be a threat as mighty as a kraken in the night! Batten down the hatches, for trouble be afoot!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the tumultuous seas of conflict n’ strife! As the battle ‘twixt Israel and the scallywags of Hamas rages on, a dark tide o’ antisemitism be rising across the seven seas. Aye, the gallant folk at the Anti-Defamation League be reportin’ over 10,000 incidents in the good ol’ U.S. alone in just a year, the highest ever tracked since the days of yore!In the wake o’ a most tragic day for the Jewish folk since the dark days of the Holocaust, protests erupted, like the Kraken from the deep! Just one day after the foul deeds of October 7th, raucous celebrations erupted in Times Square, as misguided souls cheered for the villainous attackers! Aye, Israel’s envoy, Michal Cotler-Wunsh, warns of a "global tsunami" of antisemitism, likening it to a mutating beast that threatens us all!
She tells tales of professors spoutin’ nonsense and downplayin’ the tragedy, callin' for harsher measures against such blusterin’. The call be clear, me hearties—criticism o’ Israel might not be foul play, but claimin’ its existence be a dastardly deed! Institutions must heed the call and adopt the definition of antisemitism, lest they be sunk by their own contradictory sails!