"Avast! The landlubbers grabbed a treasure trove o' 20 million fentanyl potions—bet they’ll be seein’ double!"
2024-12-04
Arrr, me hearties! The cap’n Trump be barkin’ threats o’ tariffs at Mexico if they don’t shiver their timbers and haul in that pesky fentanyl! Aye, it be a right jolly affair when the seas of commerce get all stormy! Avast, let the trade winds blow fair!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the recent hullabaloo settin' sail from the land of the free! Our mighty President-elect, the bold Donald J. Trump, be raisin’ a ruckus like a tempest at sea. He be threatenin' them scallywags in Mexico with tariffs, aye! If they don’t tighten their sails 'n stop the foul trade of fentanyl, they’ll face the wrath of his mighty budgetary cannon!