Arrr! Trump’s spat with Zelenskyy be like Obama and Biden givin’ Netanyahu a good ol' keelhaul! Har har!
2025-03-03
Arrr, the squabble ‘twixt Captain Trump and First Mate Zelenskyy be makin’ the wiseacres recall how Obama and Biden gave the ol’ heave-ho to Netanyahu, like tossin’ a scallywag overboard! Aye, politics be a treacherous sea, full o’ shenanigans and jests!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of political squabblin’! In the grand port o’ Jerusalem, a ruckus erupted amongst the landlubbers in Congress after President Trump and the Ukrainian captain, Zelenskyy, had a fiery exchange. Arrr, but the scallywags be pointin’ fingers at how the Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu was treated by Presidents Biden and Obama—sayin’ it were more humiliatin’ than a pirate walkin’ the plank!It be said that these two fine nations, Israel and Ukraine, be fightin’ fierce battles against the forces o’ tyranny. Yet, when Biden and Obama threw verbal cannonballs at Netanyahu, the media held their tongues like a mutinous crew! Diker, the captain of the Jerusalem Center, pointed out the curious difference in sympathy toward Zelenskyy compared to the treatment of poor Bibi.
As the winds of political discourse blow, Biden’s hot-mic comments turned as salty as the sea, callin' Netanyahu a “bad f---in’ guy!” while Obama snubbed him at dinner like a pirate shunnin’ a landlubber at the tavern. In the end, it seems the pirates of the political realm be keepin’ score in strange ways, all whilst the rest o’ us just want to sip rum and watch the world go by!