The Booty Report

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"Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round for the scuttlebutt on Ecuador's grand election for captain of the ship!"

2025-02-09

Arrr, mateys! As the scallywags trudge to the polls this Sunday, fear not, for the specters of violence, joblessness, and a cursed energy storm be weighin' heavy on their minds! Aye, what a fine mess we’ve found ourselves in!

Ahoy, me hearties! As the scallywags of the realm set sail for the polls this Sunday, ye can bet yer doubloons that thoughts of violence, empty bellies from unemployment, and a right nasty energy crisis be weighin' heavy on their minds!

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