"Under the weight o' the sea, Telegram be makin' doubloons for the first time, savvy? Arrr, what a jolly surprise!"
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! As Telegram sails through stormy legal seas and drowns in debt doubloons, it be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger o’ profit fer the first time! With treasures in crypto, subscriptions, and ads, it be ready to plunder the booty! Avast, who knew profit be a fine catch?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round an' lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye tidin's of that scallywag Telegram, a vessel strugglin’ in stormy seas o’ legal troubles an' drownin’ in debt to the tune o' billions! Aye, they be facin' the wrath o' the law, but fear not, fer there be golden doubloons on the horizon!