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"Arrr, a scallywag returns after a decade, finding Syria all a'flutter like a ship in a storm!"

2024-12-20

Arrr! In the year of our Lord 2014, Sawsan Abou Zainedin set sail from Syria's stormy seas, whilst that scallywag Bashar al-Assad ruled. Now, with rebel rascals at the helm, Miss Abou Zainedin be jugglin' the tricky tides o' political change, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!

Avast, me hearties! In the year of our Lord two-thousand and fourteen, a fierce lass by the name of Sawsan Abou Zainedin set sail from the treacherous shores of Syria, where civil strife ruled the roost and Bashar al-Assad was the scallywag in charge. With cannon fire and chaos all around, she hoisted her sails and made her escape like a true buccaneer, seeking calmer waters far from the tempest of war.

Now, fast forward to the present day, where the tides have turned and rebel ruffians be at the helm, steering the ship of state in a new direction. Our brave Ms. Abou Zainedin, with a heart full of courage and a mind sharper than a cutlass, be working tirelessly on the delicate art of political transformation. Aye, 'tis a tricky business, akin to navigating through a stormy sea without a map!

She be chartin’ a course for a brighter future, tryin' to mend the sails of her beloved homeland. With a wink and a grin, she be usin’ her savvy skills to bring together all manner of scallywags and landlubbers in a quest for peace and prosperity. So raise a tankard to Sawsan, the pirate of politics, makin' waves in a sea of change!

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