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Arrr, Congress be tryin' to keep the gold from reachin' the scurvy dogs of the U.N. Agency for Palestinians!

2024-03-20

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been said that the UNRWA be harboring scallywags from the likes of Hamas! Now, other lands be scurrying like rats to fill the empty treasure chest left behind. Aye, 'tis a right mess we be in!

Arrr, me hearties! Thar be trouble brewin' on the high seas of international aid! A bill be makin' its way through the halls of power that would cut off support fer the agency known as UNRWA. They be accusin' some of the scallywags workin' for UNRWA of bein' members of that dastardly crew, Hamas!
Other countries be scramblin' to fill the gap that would be left by this bill. The coffers be runnin' low, and the crew of UNRWA be facin' a reckoning like never before. Will they be able to weather the storm, or will they be walkin' the plank into the treacherous waters of financial ruin?
Only time will tell, me hearties! But one thing be certain - the seas be rough, and the winds be blowin' fierce. UNRWA be in for a rough ride, and the sharks be circlin' in the waters below. Will they be able to navigate these dangerous waters, or will they be left stranded on a desert island of their own makin'?

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