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Arrr, matey! Be the Olympic Men’s 100 still a treasure ye can’t be missin’? Aye, let’s hoist the sails!

2024-08-03

Arrr, matey! With no dazzling stars nor fierce foes, this shindig be less thrilling than a barnacle race! It be not even the most awaited 100-meter dash at the Paris Games, savvy? A right jolly disappointment, I say!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye news from the high seas of sport! At the grand spectacle known as the Paris Games, a certain 100-meter race be comin’ up, yet I tell ye, it be lackin’ the glimmerin’ star power that usually makes the crowd roar like a cannon blast!

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