The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye scurvy knaves of the drug crew be caught tryin' to sneak the devil's dust into the finest party port!

2024-03-16

Arrr, ye scurvy dogs in Thailand stumbled upon a treasure trove of white gold worth a king's ransom! Allegedly sent by the scallywags in the U.S., hidden amongst the clothes racks like a cunning pirate's booty. Aye, the law be keepin' a sharp eye on the high seas!

In jolly ol' Thailand, officials uncovered a treasure trove of cocaine worth a pretty penny, all stashed away in clothing racks brought over from the U.S. The scallywags responsible for this smuggling scheme were three Nigerian gentlemen who got caught red-handed with over 5,000 grams of the devil's powder. Arrr, that cocaine be worth an estimated 16 million Thai baht, a bounty fit for any pirate's treasure chest!The caper began when the Customs Department's Airport Interdiction Task Force at Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok sniffed out the illicit cargo. The scoundrels in question were waiting to snatch up the clothing racks once they passed through customs, but little did they know, the metal pipes were filled with more than just shirts and pants - they were brimming with cocaine!These rascals are said to be part of a gang dabbling in both drug dealing and human trafficking on the infamous Soi Nana Road in Bangkok. The Office of the Narcotics Control Board has been cracking down on such miscreants, as they plan to sell their loot in nightclubs to unsuspecting revelers.The identities of these scallywags remain a mystery, but they are in the clutches of the law and are suspected to be part of a nefarious Western African gang that has been smuggling drugs into Thailand since 2020. Looks like these pirates won't be walking the plank anytime soon!With Bangkok's vibrant party scene and bustling nightlife, it's no surprise that these rogues saw an opportunity to peddle their wares. But alas, their days of mischief may be numbered as the authorities crack down on illegal activities along the road.

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