"Arrr! Arab and Western scallywags be callin’ fer calm as the Israel-Iran squabble brews like a stormy sea!"
2024-08-07
Arrr, me hearties! In a bid to stave off a ruckus in the East, a band of nations be coaxin' the mighty Iran to cool its cannons after it avenged a Hamas scallywag’s demise in Tehran. Aye, let’s keep the powder dry and the rum flowin’!
Avast ye landlubbers! The winds of discord be blowin’ fierce in the Middle East, where scallywags o’ all sorts be whisperin’ in the ears of the mighty Persian sea serpent known as Iran. Aye, after the dastardly deed of sendin’ a Hamas captain to Davy Jones’ locker in Tehran, the world’s powers be hoistin’ their sails, tryin’ to steer this ship away from a full-blown warstorm!