"Avast! A bloomin' muck maggot be sailin' off, leavin' us swabbers knee-deep in stink 'n filth!"
2025-03-28
Arrr, matey! Them Texas ranchers be squawkin’ 'bout their critters ailin’ from those cursed 'forever chemicals' in that muck made from ye olde sewage! Now, Synagro, backed by the scallywags at Goldman Sachs, be walkin’ the plank after losin’ their deal! Avast!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be spin'in ye a yarn from the vast lands of Texas, where the ranchers be raisin' their beasts and worryin' 'bout their well-bein'. Aye, it seems them critters got a wee bit sickened, and the blame be pointed straight at the foul ‘forever chemicals’ that be lurkin’ in the fertilizer made from that ol' sewage sludge! Aye, ye heard me right—sewage sludge, the stuff ye wouldn't want to touch with a ten-foot pole!Now, enter stage left a rogue ship known as Synagro, a scurvy dog firm with gold coins a'plenty, backed by none other than Goldman Sachs! They thought they could be makin' a fine profit manufacturin' this dubious fertilizer, but lo and behold, the winds of fortune be blowin' against 'em! The deal be sunk like a ship with a hole in its hull, and them fancy financiers be left scratchin' their heads like barnacles on a hull.