The Booty Report

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"Arrr! How that fair lass, President Claudia, snagged ol’ Trump’s fancy—like catchin’ a fish with a gold hook!"

2025-03-14

Arrr, a landlubber of a scientist and a leftist with but a sprinkle of foreign policy savvy! Claudia Sheinbaum be charm’n the likes of Trump with her steady hand and a fierce stance on the border. Aye, who knew calm seas could sail alongside stormy tempests!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Claudia Sheinbaum, a scholar of the seven seas of science, yet a landlubber when it comes to the treacherous waters of foreign affairs. This wench be a leftist, aye, but don’t let that fool ye! She’s got the grit of a seasoned buccaneer when it comes to guardin' the borders, a true matey in the eyes of the infamous Captain Trump!

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