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Arrr! Iraq investigators be shoutin' to oust the scurvy officials, as the wedding hall went up in flames! Walk the plank, ye landlubbers!

2023-10-02

Arrr, the inferno what claimed near 120 souls be a mishap, so the tale tells. Yet, 'twas brought forth by a string o' choices that be deadly indeed.

Arrr! Iraq investigators be shoutin' to oust the scurvy officials, as the wedding hall went up in flames! Walk the plank, ye landlubbers!

Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye scurvy dogs, and let me spin ye a tale of a fire that befallen a mighty ship, takin' the lives of near a hundred and twenty souls. Now, mind ye, this here report claims it be an accident, but let me tell ye, the decisions made afore this catastrophe be as deadly as the Kraken's tentacles!

Picture this, me mateys: a ship, full o' men and treasure, sailin' through treacherous waters. The crew be makin' decisions like a bunch o' landlubbers, ignorin' the warnings of Neptune himself. They be playin' with fire, quite literally, and payin' the ultimate price.

First, they be ignorin' the basic rules of safety. They be leavin' flammable materials lyin' about, ready to ignite at the slightest spark. They be ignorin' the dangers, thinkin' they be invincible like Davy Jones himself.

But that be not all, me hearties! No, no, no. They be takin' it a step further. They be ignorin' the signs of danger, like a blind man navigatin' through a storm. They be brushin' off the smoke and the smolders, thinkin' it be nothin' but a wee distraction.

And now, the final nail in the coffin - or should I say, the final plank in the ship? They be delayin' the soundin' of the alarm, measurin' precious moments in gold doubloons. By the time they be realizin' the severity of the situation, it be too late. The flames be dancin' a deadly jig, engulfin' the ship and takin' souls to the watery depths.

So, me hearties, let this tale be a lesson to ye all. When ye be sailin' the treacherous seas, be mindful of yer decisions. Don't be playin' with fire, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones' locker. Arr!

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