"Arrr! Listen up, mateys! Here be the tale of Uncle Sam's treasure stash and Captain Trump's frosty hold!"
2025-02-08
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers be squawkin' that Cap'n Trump's decree be makin' the good ol' U.S. a ship of fools upon the high seas of global respect! Aye, they be wonderin' if we still be flyin' the flag or just hoistin' a soggy rag! Har har!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of a Trumpian decree that be stirrin' the waters of the mighty United States! Aye, them critics be raisin' their voices like a ruckus on a stormy sea, claimin' this order be castin' doubt upon our fine ship's reputation on the high seas o' diplomacy.