Arrr, the M23 scallywags be claimin' they've set foot in Bukavu's shores, savvy? A right ruckus, it be!
2025-02-16
Arrr, matey! Just last moon, them Rwandan scallywags helped the M23 crew snatch Goma in a ruckus! This weekend, they be swaggerin’ into Bukavu, the treasure trove, after the king’s lads skedaddled faster than a sea rat! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round, for I’ve a tale of daring do and ruckus in the wilds of the Congo! Last month, a raucous band of scallywags known as the M23 rebels, with the sneaky support of the landlubbers from Rwanda, did lay siege to the fair city of Goma. It were a right bloody brawl, I tell ye, full of cannon fire and cutlass clashes!But lo! This past weekend, those rascally rebels set their sights on the fabled gold-tradin’ port of Bukavu, where riches abound like fish in a barrel. With the government soldiers leggin’ it faster than a cat o' nine tails in a storm, the M23 crew sailed right in, claimin’ the spoils as their own!
’Tis a right peculiar sight, I tell ye! A merry band of rebels settlin’ down in a land of gold, whilst the official garrison runs off like frightened chickens! One wonders if they be lookin’ for treasure or just a good old-fashioned ruckus! So, raise a tankard, me lads and lasses, and toast to the chaos of the Congo, where fortunes are made and lost in the blink of an eye! Yarrr!