Arrr! Venezuelan birds flew to the States fer rogues, but returned with nearly 200 scallywags in tow!
2025-02-11
Arrr, matey! Two flying contraptions from the land of Venezuela sailed back from El Paso on Monday, carryin’ near 200 scallywags who be trespassin’ in the lands of the yanks. A right merry homecoming, I say!
Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale of sky-bound shenanigans from the high seas of politics! Two fine vessels, or rather planes, departed from the land of the free, carryin' nearly two hundred scallywags—Venezuelans who be livin' in the U.S. without a proper ticket. This grand adventure be part of Captain Trump’s master plan to boot out those who be dwellin' where they don’t belong.Their flight paths led to the bustling port of Caracas, where the Venezuelan folk welcomed back their landlubber kin. Rumor has it that this shift in the winds came after Trump’s envoy, Richard Grennell, parleyed with the Venezuelan crew just weeks prior. Maduro himself proclaimed a desire for peace and understanding! Aye, a curious turn of events indeed!
But beware, me hearties! The seas be treacherous, with federal judges blockin’ some deportations, while others be sent to the infamous Guantánamo Bay. The Venezuelan government be squawkin’ about false tales of gangsters among their ranks, claimin' that the majority be honest folk. So, raise a toast to these airborne escapades, where politics be as wild as a stormy night at sea!