Arrr, North Korean scallywags be jumpin’ ship, preferin’ Davy Jones to the clutches of Ukraine’s fierce crew!
2025-01-14
Arrr, matey! Them North Korean scallywags in Kursk be so scared of bein' caught by the Ukrainians that they be sendin' their mates to Davy Jones' locker and takin' the plunge with grenades! Aye, what a jolly crew they be, findin' new ways to shiver their timbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of North Korean scallywags fightin' in the frosty Kursk seas, tryin' to dodge capture like a slippery fish! Aye, it be said that some of 'em resorted to drastic measures, even takin' the plunge into Davy Jones' locker to avoid bein’ caught by the fierce Ukrainian forces! Yarrr, on a chilly battlefield, a brave North Korean lad chose to blow hisself up with a grenade rather than face the captors, leavin' the Ukrainians aghast but unharmed.Just days before, the clever Ukrainian President, Zelenskyy, announced he'd nabbed two of these bedraggled North Korean sailors, who’d thought they were merely off for a jolly training exercise! “Nay, matey!” they cried, as they found themselves in the thick of battle, watchin' their mates fall like leaves in autumn. Reports say some 12,000 of these landlubbers have sailed over to Russia, but alas, many a one has met their doom, with casualties stackin' high like treasure!
Yet, fear not, for Zelenskyy be offerin' a trade for Kim Jong Un’s wayward crew in exchange fer captured Ukrainian warriors! Let’s hope these North Korean lads find a better port to dock in, or perhaps a new adventure on the horizon! Yarrr, the seas be treacherous, but the tales we tell be worth their weight in gold!