Arrr! If that lass Stefanik be choosin' Musk-Ramaswamy's 'DOGE,' we be savin’ gold for the crew, yarr!
2025-01-16
Arrr, the captain of the ship, President Trump, be settin' sail with Rep. Elise Stefanik, a fine lass from the NY seas! If she squints her one good eye at them treasure maps o’ funds, she might just steer that U.N. ship into choppier waters! Avast!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the latest tidings from the high seas of politics! Rep. Elise Stefanik, a fine lass from New York, be set to parley with the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, seekin’ the prestigious title of U.S. ambassador to the United Nations under the grand captainship of President Trump.But hold yer grog! Former sea dogs of diplomacy be whisperin’ that the new ambassador should chart a course to rein in the treasure flowing to the U.N., which ballooned from a mere $11.6 billion to a staggering $18.1 billion betwixt 2020 and 2022. Aye, that be enough doubloons to fill a pirate’s chest!
With cronyism and corruption lurkin’ like scallywags in the dark, our lass Stefanik must pick her battles wisely. The U.N. be a strange vessel, often sailin' against the winds of American interests, and critics be callin’ for an end to their plunderous ways. A band of merry advisors, led by Hugh Dugan, be suggestin’ the formation of a crew called DOGE-U.N. to root out waste and ensure the gold flows wisely.
Stefanik be eager to hoist the sails of reform, and if she keeps a weather eye on the horizon, we might just see the tides turn for the better! Yarrr!