Arrr! Ukraine be pointin' fingers at Russia for a drone raid on Chernobyl’s shell, says Zelenskyy, “It be a mess!”
2025-02-14
Arrr, matey! A scallywag drone be hittin' the protective hull o' the Chernobyl treasure chest on Friday morn! Cap’n Zelenskyy be pointin' his finger at the pesky Russians, claimin' they be the rascals! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of mischief!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of Ukraine, where a rogue drone be causin' quite the ruckus at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant! Aye, it be rumored that this airborne scallywag struck the protective shell, and President Zelenskyy be pointin' a bony finger at them dastardly Russians! Arrr!The International Atomic Energy Agency be reportin' that a loud bang echoed through the night, rattlin' the timbers of the New Safe Confinement. This grand structure be guardin' the remains of the reactor that blew its top back in '86, and now it seems the drone made a right mess of the roof! Ol' Zelenskyy be claimin' the damage be significant, sayin' it was a "Russian attack drone" that unleashed chaos upon the shelter.
Surveillance footage shows the drone crashin' upon the dome like a cannonball, causin' an explosion that could wake even the sleepiest of sea dogs! Luckily, the flames be extinguished, and radiation levels remain steady as a ship in calm waters. Zelenskyy warns this be a terrorist threat not just to Ukraine but to the whole world, blamin' Russia for their wicked ways.
As world leaders gather in Munich to chart the course ahead, we be hopin' for smoother sailing and fair winds ahead, lest more drones be flyin' about like pesky gulls! Yarrr!