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Arrr, ye landlubbers! Canadian sawbones say private medicine be no treasure map for fixin’ the system’s woes!

2024-08-03

Arrr! The Canadian Medical Association be hollerin’ to hoist the sails against gold for treatments that should be free as the sea! They be warnin’ of scallywags contractin’ services out, like lettin’ a landlubber steer yer ship! Avast, keep yer doubloons for me rum!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of Canada, where the wise men of the Canadian Medical Association be makin’ quite the ruckus! Aye, they be callin’ for a ban on them shiny doubloons bein’ paid fer procedures that have long been plundered from the treasure chest of public healthcare!

These scallywags be warnin’ us that hirein’ outside hands fer services might lead to a mutiny in the realm of health. They fear that lettin’ pirates from distant shores handle our healers might turn the good ship Healthcare into a leaky wreck! Aye, imagine a surgeon who be more interested in fillin’ their pockets than fixin’ yer broken bones!

‘Tis a treacherous tide they be swimmin’ in, for if we allow gold to flow into the hands of the greedy, we might find ourselves shanghaied into a world where only the rich can afford a good patchin’ up! So they be raisin’ the Jolly Roger, callin’ for a halt to these shenanigans, lest we end up like a shipwrecked crew, fightin’ fer scraps o’ care!

So, me mateys, heed the call of the Canadian medical buccaneers, and let’s keep our gold where it belongs—within the hold of public health!

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