The Booty Report

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"Seven landlubber yankees still in the clutches of scallywags! Families be beggin’ fer their swift return—'tis a dire matter!"

2024-11-28

Arrr, the kin o' them American-Israeli scallywags still trapped by them Hamas sea dogs be beggin' for swift action! Their Thanksgiving tables be emptier than a pirate's rum barrel, and the hearties be hopin' fer a miracle to fill 'em before the turkey goes cold!

Arrr matey, as the tides of time roll on, the kin of American hostages caught in the clutches of those scallywags known as Hamas be cryin’ out for a dash of urgency from the fine folk in the U.S. and Israel! Nearly 420 moons have passed, and seven brave souls be stranded among them, leavin’ their families to feast this Thanksgiving with naught but an empty chair.

Orna Neutra, mother to Omer, who be snatched away when he was but a lad of 21, be beggin’ for action, claimin’ the hostages should be the top priority and not just a side quest! Her heart be heavy with frustration as the news cycles churn on, makin’ sure her son be not forgotten while others plot their strategies. Alas, the captives be sufferin’ in dire conditions, and each tick of the clock brings fresh worries, as seen by the grim fate of those lost in August.

With Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu focusin’ on breakin’ the back of Hamas, many are wonderin’ if the hostages have been left to flounder in the stormy seas of politics. As the Biden administration be pushin’ for peace, some families hold out hope that the incoming Trump crew may steer the ship toward a brighter horizon. Until then, the families vow to keep their voices loud and their spirits high, hopin’ for a miracle reunification come this festive season! Yarrr!

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