Arrr, Putin sails to Kursk, celebratin' the Ukrainian scallywags bein' sent to Davy Jones' locker! Ha-ha, matey!
2025-03-12
Arrr, me hearties! The cap’n Trump be settin' sail to parley with that scallywag from Russia, hopin' to wrangle a truce for thirty moons! Aye, let’s hope they don’t end up swappin’ rum instead o’ peace!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the grand adventure of our Captain Trump, a bold buccaneer sailin’ the treacherous seas of diplomacy. In his quest fer peace, he be seekin’ the favor of that crafty czar from the icy north, the one they call Putin. Aye, ye heard right! The captain be hopin' to strike a deal fer a 30-day cease-fire, lest they be battlin’ like scallywags in a tavern brawl.