Arrr, matey! A food stash in New Zealand be servin’ up deadly sweets, meth masqueradin’ as candy! Aye, what a blunder!
2024-08-14
Arrr, matey! The Auckland City Mission be handin’ out sweet treats, but lo and behold! They be slippin’ in solid treasure o’ meth wrapped in sugary finery, savvy? The authorities be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if the candies be cursed or just a jolly good prank! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of sugar and sorrows from the fair shores of Auckland, New Zealand! A charity, known as the Auckland City Mission, set sail on a noble quest to feed the hungry, but lo and behold, they stumbled upon a treasure o' candies filled not with sweetness, but with a devilish dose o’ methamphetamine!As fate would have it, these sugary confections were unknowingly donated by a well-meaning scallywag, and now the charity be on a mission of a different kind—trackin' down nearly 400 parcels o' these potentially lethal sweets! Three poor souls found themselves in the clutches of the hospital after tastin’ the “funny” candies, which turned out to be solid blocks o' the nasty stuff!
The candies, valued at a whopping $608 each, were mistaken gems from the underbelly o' the smuggling seas, and the authorities be on high alert, tryin' to uncover how many of these cursed candies be floatin' about. The City Mission’s head, Helen Robinson, swore to only accept sealed, commercially produced goods, but alas, these candies slipped through like a sneaky sea serpent!
So, mateys, let this be a lesson to ye: not all treasures be worth the hunt, especially when they come wrapped in shiny packages. Arrr!