"Arrr! Two souls met Davy Jones, while many be bruised, as a scallywag plowed into a festive German bazaar!"
2024-12-20
Arrr, in the jolly port o' Madgeburg, a Christmas market turned to bedlam when a scallywag piloted his metal beast right into a throng o’ merry souls! Shiver me timbers, 'twas a right ruckus, like a cannonball at a tea party! Ho ho ho, what a jolly mess!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the festive shores of Magdeburg, where a jolly Christmas market turned into a scene fit fer a stormy sea! On a day meant fer cheer, a scallywag in a four-wheeled vessel decided to plow through a horde of merry folk, leavin' between 60 and 80 fine lads and lasses injured, some grievously so, and alas, two souls lost, one a wee lad!The villain behind this dastardly deed be a 50-year-old scurvy dog, a Saudi doc who washed ashore in Germany back in 2006. As he recklessly careened through the market, plundering holiday spirits, the brave constables had to draw their weapons and bellow at him to cease his devilry! A right kerfuffle, I say!
Even the grand Chancellor Olaf Scholz took to the sea of social media to send his thoughts to the victims, while the local lawmen swarmed the scene, declaring the market closed faster than a pirate can hoist a flag! This incident stirs dark memories of past attacks, like that fateful day in Berlin when a truck turned holiday cheer into despair. Stay vigilant, me hearties, for the seas be treacherous, even in merry times!