The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Israel be shoutin’ to scuttle yer ship from the southern sands of Gaza, matey! Time to flee!"

2025-03-31

Arrr, matey! The cap’n’s decree sailed in on the winds of Eid al-Fitr, demandin’ the treasures of Rafah and bits o’ Khan Younis! Aye, even the jolly feasts be shiverin’ in their boots! What merry mischief awaits us, says I!

"Arrr! Israel be shoutin’ to scuttle yer ship from the southern sands of Gaza, matey! Time to flee!"

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale of strange goin's-on durin' the grand Eid al-Fitr holiday! Aye, it be a time for feastin' and celebratin’, yet what be this order that sailed across the land, causin' quite the stir? It be takin' in the ports of Rafah and the neighboring shores of Khan Younis – a right peculiar choice, if ye ask me!

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