Arrr! As Gaza squawkin' be a'coming, diplomats be hoistin' sail to keep the fiery cannonballs at bay!
2024-08-13
Arrr, me hearties! The winds of fortune be blowin' foul, as Hamas be refusin' to join the parley on Thursday! Hope be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull. Avast, we be left to drink our grog in disappointment!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of hopes dashed and spirits sunk like a ship in a stormy sea. 'Twas a day bright with promises of peace, where talks were set to unfold on the morrow, but alas! The scallywags of Hamas declared, “Nay, we shan't be attending! Aye, we prefer the sound of cannon fire over parley!”